Hey, for those of you men who does not know why women think and say the things they do...here is a little guide to their language. And for you women, we're on to you!!!

FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before doing something that she wants to do.
NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER: This means that she really isn't listening to you anymore. If you choose to keep talking, that's your problem!
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

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WOMEN!

Like, as if any women now days do any of that housework stuff.
All they care about are shopping and playing head games...